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we're all taking marketing a bit too seriously... 😬

Sep 15, 2026

we're all taking marketing a bit too seriously... 😬

if your response is "no i'm not," then this is for you!

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my band played a funeral this weekend 🥀

Sep 8, 2026

my band played a funeral this weekend 🥀

it was for another band, but still, it was a farewell nonetheless

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your moral superiority complex is dog💩

Sep 1, 2026

your moral superiority complex is dog💩

if your horse is so high that it experiences unique weather patterns... sit down for this...

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how getting rid of shame makes you invincible 💪🏽

Aug 25, 2026

how getting rid of shame makes you invincible 💪🏽

i mean, you won't survive a car crash but you will survive an emotional trainwreck

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statistically, i shouldn't be here 📉

Aug 18, 2026

statistically, i shouldn't be here 📉

the incredible odds of a man from a small village creating a family tree in Chicago 🌏

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why we cannot shy away from our identities🪞

Aug 11, 2026

why we cannot shy away from our identities🪞

in an era of annihilation, we must champion our identities🏆

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a study of musical front persons from a musical front person 📝

Aug 3, 2026

a study of musical front persons from a musical front person 📝

try saying that one five times fast! ⏩

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wet rock theory 🌏

Jul 28, 2026

wet rock theory 🌏

as if you needed another existential crisis on a tuesday 😅

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yes, my first newsletter is about tacos 🌮

Jul 21, 2026

yes, my first newsletter is about tacos 🌮

🚨 warning, do not open during lunch! 🚨

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